Message from @Ranting Patriarch
Discord ID: 635351093731393549
i want redhead with big tiddi
well it can be useful, Jesus said to obey the mosaic law, which tells us to throw rocks at thots until they die
5 is average. 6 is above average but not special. 7 is unusually attractive. Good body, good face. 8 is almost flawless, but with some minor flaw. 9 is flawless. 10 is flawless + something special that does it for you in particular.
also I don't even know that Jesus was real
we pretty much have one gospel to go on
red-heads are Ok,
but the good thing about them is that they usually also have milky white skin
pale skin, blue eyes, pretty hair, freckles 😍
not only would I not sell out for a hot gf, I would not pay 100 dollars for a hot gf
4 is below average, but not hideous. 3 is bordering on hideous, over weight, and ugly.
there are some good things from Jesus, most of it or maybe some, isn't that helpful though
imagine if everyone believed jesus we wouldn't be in this discord right now but burning a witch after a trial by ordeal
2 makes you puke.
I want a girl who's skin is so white, it's translucent..
I want to be able to see her beating heart right through her chest
1 makes you kill yourself and them.
and I am inherently put off by Jesus and his sort of pacifistic and also fanatical approach
like a guppi
naw jesus wasn't no hippie, that guy was a genocidal maniac
wot
@Ranting Patriarch how so? 🤔
well jesus' bottom line was, accept me as your king or the romans gunna kill 6 million of ya
lolwut
Rody wants his woman's breasts to look like blue cheese with see through skin and blue veins
"turn your plows into swords"..
*banned*!
we say jesus is a real prophet because the romans rolled through and did just that
mabye it was written after the fact
the more I look the less I believe in a real Jesus
seems to me like Jesus is based on the Barabas character in the Bible
jesus prophesied the death of 6 million jews, de facto better than hitler
or something of that sort
I butchered that quote damn
I see Christians as tools. We shouldn't let Israel use them for their purposes. We need to use Christians for our purposes.
people already have difficulty with Fake news today, in 2019 when we have videos and shit..
but naw,
instead I'll believe a goat-herder from 2000 years ago who has never gone more than 10km from the place he was born..
lol
also it is pretty clear that Julius Caesar was the real Messiah <:laughsinfrench:396535844934123523>
lol
the Bible even recognizes this when it tries to steal from the Cult of Caesar and attribute it to Jesus
for example when Jesus died there was the star that shone for three days
josephus thought vespasian was the messiah, but i don't think he was annointed properly to fill the role
this is historical fact and can be verified across a wide range of sources across the world