With the door locked

Why not just coom in your car while driving to work like normal people

I don't have a car

Nor job

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Bike then

I'm 18

You must be europoor

No

Americans have cars at 16

Amerimutr

In a family with a multi million dollar net worth

Aren't Euro Streets much safer than US Streets? 😉

less crashes/dead per capita than US

My parents didn't think I was responsible enough

Multimillion is low/poor by boomer standards

Maybe because you coom in bathrooms

I just got my junior drivers license card in the mail

They don't know about that

They know

they are ashamed

Remember the Reddit post of the dad who started scrubbing the toilet in the middle of the night

I have my own personal bathroom that they never go in

After his sun did a bathroom coom

I coom then get toilet paper

Wipe it off

Wash the toilet

Then flush it

Then wash my hands

PLEASE TELL US MORE

coom in dads tennis socks

My family puts all my failures down to being a legit sperg. What's your reason? @21ooAB

@FriendlyOldHans42 Severe ADHD

Oof

Pretty much sperg-lite

You get the pass

Just stop being a sperg

Can't if one is a real one

Because of my high IQ, they think I'm a failure for having a 91 unweighted GPA

Too many larpers online and they give spergs a bad name

They also claim I don't know when any assignments are due.