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They were born in the US and so were their parents, don't worry about that

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yea thats a bit extreme rising up a kiddo

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My dad pays 120k in just payroll taxes. They're rich but don't give me anything. They expect me to work for everything

Kiddos rise up

I don't work

Therefore, I don't have much

120k isn’t rich

kek a dirty prod > not working

@fuguer No

The payroll tax rate is 7%

'tis rich to me

thats his pay roll tax not his income

Divide 120k by .07

I've been dabbing on you guys

I'll take it if it is on the table

That’s not how taxes work

FICA is 6.2 with a. Cap

Medicare is 1.45

@21ooAB what does your father do for a business?

or a career?

And there’s fed and state taxes but they’re bracketed not a flat percent

Drug dealer

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I always get happy once my salary goes over fica cap and I stop paying that extra 6.2%

also your father should get billed for all the services he uses

I used to work for a company that did payroll so I had to write the software

roads grids defense police fire dept etc

To compute the taxes

and his future withdrawals from social welfare

I have an idea

I think it’s fair for parents to expect more if you’re smarter

Claim to be Amish

He pays about 12k in taxes a month

No one likes having a kid that doesn’t live up to their potential

Do the math then

@fuguer that def setting a kid up for failure

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