the next iphone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc just listen to this and chill

the next video game

Star Wars used to be good

CONSOOMER should be the next meme

thats all we live for

Hahahahhaha

What a shame

why am I brown

fuck

Disney ruined the EU. Fuck them

look at all these mad brown boys

mad

brown boy mad when im doin ur mom

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/1194086205157019648?s=19

TUCKER CALLS OUT KIRK. JOINS GROYPERS

Just buy the newest products goy, your 2019 Nike shoes are already out of touch.

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**"you probably heard that phrase recently"**

tuckers powerlevels are rising

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Power level soon to reach 1488

Oh boy, once I have my degree after 6+ years of studying some worthless junk I will only need to work 5 years to get the new tesla.

thats a bad number

that be the day of the rope

I disavow

Fine

1492

tucker goes full fash and leads us into the golden age

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"A house? Why would I want to own a house? I want to live in a studio apartment in new york. It is sooo cool."

"I will go party with my girls every weekend until I am 35."

"Who needs children? They are so expensive, I am not ready for that. Also they are loud and shit their pants. Do YOU really want to clean that up???"

ok wine aunt

"I will just own a cat."

tfw you missed out on teenage love

Oh wait that's just me lol

"If you dont have sex with multiple partners before the age of 18 you are just weird."

Haha can you imagine that, going through high school as a kissless handholdless virgin while others are experiencing pure teenage love

bruh

I'll just be childless, go live in a forest, adopt a bear, climb the bear social hierarchy, become king bear, and be known for being a forebear

That is roughly my life Epic Style.