Message from @themiddleman🐸

Discord ID: 648713094805323776


2019-11-26 02:32:16 UTC  

the platter was very strange

2019-11-26 02:32:26 UTC  

did you feel bad about it in anyway?

2019-11-26 02:32:26 UTC  

i thought it was a cake before the serving girl opened it

2019-11-26 02:32:33 UTC  

yes I felt bad about it

2019-11-26 02:32:33 UTC  

what did it taste like?

2019-11-26 02:32:37 UTC  

like chicken

2019-11-26 02:32:39 UTC  

ah

2019-11-26 02:32:41 UTC  

it was very good

2019-11-26 02:32:44 UTC  

alligator is pretty good cunt

2019-11-26 02:32:47 UTC  

tastes like chicken

2019-11-26 02:33:01 UTC  

Bufallo is some of the best meat I´ve ever eaten

2019-11-26 02:33:15 UTC  

I think it might have to do with birds being closter to reptiles than mammals

2019-11-26 02:33:18 UTC  

well I've never actually eaten it it was a dream

2019-11-26 02:33:22 UTC  

oh

2019-11-26 02:33:33 UTC  

with many reptiles tasting like chicken

2019-11-26 02:33:33 UTC  

lol

2019-11-26 02:33:52 UTC  

Alligator is honestly super good

2019-11-26 02:33:59 UTC  

leftover turkey is great

2019-11-26 02:34:02 UTC  

people just dont like it because its a swamp animal

2019-11-26 02:34:14 UTC  

I make turkey sandwiches for that whole week

2019-11-26 02:34:19 UTC  

why would you have to defend taking your daughter for virginity tests

2019-11-26 02:34:23 UTC  

I cant eat anything raw other than salmon

2019-11-26 02:34:27 UTC  

who tf do you have to justify yourself to

2019-11-26 02:34:56 UTC  

lol idk

2019-11-26 02:35:03 UTC  

society seems to value thottery at an early age

2019-11-26 02:35:18 UTC  

Priest, tell him why you would fear it in the first place

2019-11-26 02:35:18 UTC  

Cause girls are supposed to be allowed to be whores

2019-11-26 02:35:19 UTC  

lol I am totally vindicated

2019-11-26 02:35:19 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-26 02:35:26 UTC  

literally everybody hated cybertruck

2019-11-26 02:35:27 UTC  

yo

2019-11-26 02:35:33 UTC  

and i said it was cool day 1

2019-11-26 02:35:34 UTC  

Pay 200k dollars for this fucking microwave cunt

2019-11-26 02:35:39 UTC  

got me fucked up

2019-11-26 02:35:43 UTC  

nono

2019-11-26 02:35:46 UTC  

not 200k dollars

2019-11-26 02:35:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/648713485408141352/unknown.png

2019-11-26 02:35:47 UTC  

My electric bike has more torque than many small cars

2019-11-26 02:35:48 UTC  

200k orders