Message from @esotericpazuzuism

Discord ID: 660498892629999656


2019-12-28 15:04:55 UTC  

Crossfitters be like: ho ho ho merry christmas i'm going to shove this kettlebell up my rectum

2019-12-28 15:04:59 UTC  

<:steflol:561214382181318656>

2019-12-28 15:05:00 UTC  

Dudette, were into Tess Hollyday and EVERYDAMNDAYFITNESS

2019-12-28 15:05:05 UTC  

what the fuck is metabolic training

2019-12-28 15:05:09 UTC  

CrossFit style gym is similar to what we do

2019-12-28 15:05:10 UTC  

@Epic Style it takes good muscles to keep it in there

2019-12-28 15:05:12 UTC  

stop using meme words bitch i can't argue in favor of crossfit if you say dumb stuff

2019-12-28 15:05:19 UTC  

@Angry. that's what crossfit is all about

2019-12-28 15:05:20 UTC  

being a crossfitter the rectum is pretty loose

2019-12-28 15:05:25 UTC  

sure we klnow about a lot of long words

2019-12-28 15:05:38 UTC  

@Anointed_1 you make your metabolic do pushups and sit ups

2019-12-28 15:05:39 UTC  

@thirsty for e boys you cant argue in favor of crosshit, period.

2019-12-28 15:05:47 UTC  

i already did

2019-12-28 15:06:11 UTC  

the fact ppl are at their peak in performance doing it is argument enough

2019-12-28 15:06:21 UTC  

im a professional barbell athlete

2019-12-28 15:06:35 UTC  

you can cherry pick "averages" all you want and i can do the same in any normal gym

2019-12-28 15:06:37 UTC  

crossfit is gay but

2019-12-28 15:06:37 UTC  

Im a professional shitposter

2019-12-28 15:06:42 UTC  

most people train like retards

2019-12-28 15:06:45 UTC  

crossfit or not

2019-12-28 15:06:47 UTC  

crossfit what your seeing is former or failed college atheles .... on alot of drugs

2019-12-28 15:06:52 UTC  

<:udontsay:567120494516764695>

2019-12-28 15:07:08 UTC  

i dont even understand how some people

2019-12-28 15:07:11 UTC  

end up in this server

2019-12-28 15:07:14 UTC  

why is rapture here

2019-12-28 15:07:21 UTC  

it's literally calisthenics olympic lifts and cardio

2019-12-28 15:07:22 UTC  

why is katie here

2019-12-28 15:07:30 UTC  

why are you here bitch?

2019-12-28 15:07:38 UTC  

My personal style of crossfit requires that I never repeat any one kind of training.
This way I'm fit in every way and my body is in perpetual awe of my ability to keep it shocked and in a state of perpetual muscle buildijmg.

2019-12-28 15:07:39 UTC  

Why are you here?

2019-12-28 15:07:40 UTC  

because im a white nationalist with huge testicles

2019-12-28 15:07:41 UTC  

retard

2019-12-28 15:07:47 UTC  

"huge"

2019-12-28 15:07:54 UTC  

crossfitters

2019-12-28 15:07:56 UTC  

Fake news

2019-12-28 15:07:59 UTC  

have dogshit form on olympic lifts

2019-12-28 15:08:09 UTC  

they sell pubic bone pads

2019-12-28 15:08:11 UTC  

for crossfitters

2019-12-28 15:08:12 UTC  

katie is here because of epic style

2019-12-28 15:08:19 UTC  

so when they snatch they dont bruise their pubic bone so bad

2019-12-28 15:08:37 UTC  

@Angry. actually true