We hadn't gotten chickens until I was an adult already.

I would never kill a chicken

it doesnt even make sense

this is real btw

and there's audio of it

OOF

I could just get a lifetime of eggs

Holy shit I love Nixon now

take the Nixonpill

I thought he was a loser

Do male chicken lay eggs?

but hes fucking based

We didn't kill our chickens most of the time. But then that became a problem, because they stop laying eggs much after a while.

That's why you'd kill a chicken

Nah, but I would just make the rooster fight

Nixon at my age

same hair

We ended up giving our retired egg layers away rather than killing and butchering them ourselves.

He kinda has Jew hair

mine is less curly

lol

I could do more with a rooster than kill it

God I wish I had eggs

my hair is straight its just sort of poofy

I would put it to fight

Wake me up

Hey guys! Do you think my single mother was right when she said my penis is evil and I am programmed by the Patriarchal religeous control system to rape? She was so mean to me during Christmas. She said I am just like my father. I hate her. I drink sometimes.

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wtf

Is egg layers a euphemism for women ?

Hey guys, but seriously. My girlfriend and I aborted our baby because we were too young to adequately maintain a mortgage. Is it so bad that we killed our child because we couldn't pay the interest on our loan?

Just take the spaniard pill

And actually rape

here's one for Str3tch

no rape por favor

Is Islamic space programme a troll or just a failure in life

You made the right call paying interest to jews is more important than life or reproduction

Hes a troll

But I like him

Whoops, that was the previous copy paste.