"Haha, yeah, I think rape sux, too! btw, you want to grab an unattended drink somewhere together?"

maybe some girls disagree and there could be an interesting debate

"no. i still expect a man to buy me one"

well connor's irish so it didnt take much work for the transition

Yo

I’ve been having an epiphany

the golden hip waist ratio, which is broadly considered attractive, is also a solid general indicator of fertility

About starting up a business in my dorm when I go to college

And making a ton of money

the raped sux

"are all sexy things genetically healthy?" idk but im leaning towards yes generally with a couple exceptions

decreptitude vigor

McAffee is right about everything

ok

buy btc

is it now, ok i'm ready, selling the house

Like taking all the stuff ppl want to get rid of in the whole dorm

And selling it on eBay for a commission fee

Or professionally cleaning shoes for 10$ profit per clean

whatever you do, don't start drinking bud light seltzer

Or selling wholesale food items out of my dorm

There’s so many people in college

If there was ever a good time to make money it’s then

are you a professional shoe cleaner?

No but if you have kits you can clean anything very well

You put them in the washer with a special detergent

And you can also apply a coating to prevent stains and water damage afterwards

wahh

That’s worth like 20$

remember to be frenly

sell bugs for climate friendly non-bigoted food

i don't think ppl would want u to put their shoes in a washing machine

Str3tch I need a reality check

In a bag with warm water on gentle

could I build one of those kit houses?

It cleans mesh shoes very well as well as white shoes

u mean like a full size house?

ye

~~most freshman are gonna be overwhelmed I’m gonna start my own business and make thousands~~

i thought those ended a 100 years ago when sears roebuck stopped delivering them