Alright I’m gonna start prepping dinner I have guests over

Soonish

Y’all behave

@You feel safe with an account it does

are the guests meds?

be careful

lol

hide the shanks

I’m hiding the glass shards

if u get jumped by someone with a shank ur shit

very good point

u wouldn't last in medieval times

Nor would you

hard to tell

my ancestors lasted

for a while

There were eugenic pressures that killed idiots off back then

that's y i always stay with my shank in case any idiot anglo or nig wants to do anything

what does a shank do that you can't accomplish with a pen?

i take inspiration from my roman ancestors <:CHAD:396569198404435969>

The ones who got slaughtered by barbs

Gothic wars

the ones who lead the best empire in history

And then sacked

Aight

very short machetes and lederhosen is still a fine setup

Chicken is in the oven

man is trashtalking IMPERIVM ROMANVM but is from ireland ???

I never claimed Ireland was great

but u from ireland

all roads lead to Dublin now

u can't say shit

I wonder by what metric you could even stretch Rome to be the greatest

go take care of ur chicken tho celt boi don't want to burn that innit

Lmfao auto correct to tragedy

That’s fitting

which other empires could match rome

holy roman chicken

In terms of population army size economic productivity

Well

A lot