I jest of course

Only retards inhale

I remember vaping.

Everybody's 14 once.

It doesn't give as much nicotine and gives you lung cancer

Mouth cancer is, frankly, a meme

I've been recommended some mild Romeo y Julietas.

I need to get to a tobacco shop

As well as Montecristo

And get full cigars

Of course

These filter cigars I'm smoking are cherry flavor

Fucking 10/10

Mouth cancer isn't a meme, see: Freud, lost his lower jaw

Freud also killed God, though.

In all seriousness, mouth cancer is a legitimate disease.

Im too jewish to smoke or even drink on a regular basis. Its such a massive waste of money

Oh, I love drinking.

I don't see a waste of money in a few Sunday afternoon pints with friends after Mass.

I drink only at celebrations or if my family members get drinks out
Still live with the folks, thanks American economy

What do you work as?

Part time retail clerk
Literally everyone else besides fast food wants experience or a degree I don't have
I might be able to get my brother to get me a job for the company he works at but it'll have to be at least next year because I am still waiting to be baptised so can't move

Did university not interest you?

Mate, I live in America.
I'd love to go to university but I won't be a victim of userers and no amount of scholarships and grants could keep me from debt

It amazes me how American universities somehow managed to become so expensive.

Two words for you, pal

Oy

Vey

Still, here in England the situation isn't nearly as bad as the US.

The course I'd like to do offers one year in New England.

I may very well just about be the only working class person in the entire Boston College if I decide to go.

If my brother can't get me that job I'm going to find a way to put myself through trade school and when I have a good job maybe then I can take part time classes

Tfw wagecuck

@GodFearingEnglishman It is. 10-15k debt but thankfully I'll be able to pay it off with my new occupation and I did not pick a bad major

Ey there

Tfw factory worker who never went to college

Same

I went to trade school, but nobody cares about that.

Tfw still live at home due to economy and money

I went to trade school as well

I'm moving out soon

I got a job that I can live on.