It's ridiculous. I had the ambassador at my wedding.

Powerful

It is ridiculous. Don't mention those boatloads of doctors and lawyers, of course.

What do you do for work that you have such influential friends?

B grade theologian

B grade?

Yeah, my Hebrew is shithouse and it's stopping me getting my doctorate in Scripture

Ah I see

So I have two theology degrees, and if I can't get the next one my job.options are limited.

...

Rip

Don't join the seminary y'all.

You got it.

Watching 30 Days Of Night

Probably wasn’t unless God willed I join the priesthood. I don’t know if I’m meant for that though

Watching "Bridesmaids" with my wife. She's feeling so shit we couldn't go to the Easter Vigil

Feelsbadman

I'm sorry, bruh.

Buy something nice for her

Some flowers, some gift, take her to some fancy place

Italian ice or gelato

@Mozalbete ⳩ have to be careful with our money.

Exactly.

Fair point

God, I fucking hate vampires m

Something that isn't very expensive, but something

You could always apply for the police force or learn a trade job

I'm taking her out for our wedding anniversary in 8 days

Wunderbar.

Dude, just take any job.

I've had an offer to teach English to priests in Rome.

I know an accountant who works in a warehouse

Uh, then take it.

as a warehouse worker

I'll take anything, but it's not something I can support a family on.

Then take it until something better comes along.

I shall! I'll deliver pizzas if I have to do so.

Does your wife work?

Good man.

She works as a graphic designer, in Italy the pay is really low, for everyone.

It's something.