Listen, my old chap. Take yourself down to the local, grab a lukewarm pint of frothy ale, treat yourself to an ice-cold pork pie, watch the footy, and you'll feel better in no time. Enough of your Yankee Doodle nonsense.
Unless you want to roll a zoot behind the Sainsbury's local with Shaniqua and Gaz, then grab a quickie from a Chicken Cottage, you are not a chav (and you shouldn't feel bad about that).
If, however, you want to take yourself down to the local, grab a lukewarm pint of frothy ale, treat yourself to an ice-cold pork pie, and watch the footy, you are a proper fella, and I love you for it.
It doesn’t bother y’all that Farage can’t even acknowledge that the English are a real nation founded on Christianity? That he won’t oppose replacement-level immigration or Islam?
