Message from @Elmo

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2019-10-25 02:32:04 UTC  

still... being fat or alittle fat is not as bad. i mean look at me.

2019-10-25 02:32:20 UTC  

i am kinda fat and happy. also strong

2019-10-25 02:32:30 UTC  

yuck

2019-10-25 02:33:32 UTC  

I am afraid you have awaken a sleeping giant Elmo

2019-10-25 02:33:42 UTC  

no joke intended

2019-10-25 02:33:46 UTC  

lol who are you calling a "giant"?

2019-10-25 02:34:02 UTC  

@Lyndon B. Johnson who ya calling a gaint???

2019-10-25 02:35:30 UTC  

Turn of phrase meaning don't piss women off

2019-10-25 02:36:47 UTC  

no no. i am use to it. besides. i lost weight and still working on it. i lost 15 pounds

2019-10-25 02:37:05 UTC  

thats good to hear

2019-10-25 02:37:09 UTC  

how much do you weigh now?

2019-10-25 02:37:15 UTC  

Never intended that but alright

2019-10-25 02:37:21 UTC  

how much are you planning on losing?

2019-10-25 02:37:51 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-10-25 02:38:10 UTC  

so if i was 250. and now 230.... i need to lose 10 more

2019-10-25 02:38:25 UTC  

how tall/short are you?

2019-10-25 02:38:31 UTC  

5.6

2019-10-25 02:38:39 UTC  

sounds very unhealthy

2019-10-25 02:38:44 UTC  

Try my diet I managed to starve Chile for a decade

2019-10-25 02:39:24 UTC  

but i been eating alot of salads and eating less. and dancing alot. so i am good

2019-10-25 02:39:33 UTC  

sucky thing is its more of an uphill battle to lose weight when you're at a state of morbid obesity

2019-10-25 02:39:58 UTC  

its good you've got a goal, it makes a difference

2019-10-25 02:40:21 UTC  

dancing is really good activity if you do it for a long enough session

2019-10-25 02:40:22 UTC  

Can't believe I get asked who I'm talking to but Elmo says shit like this and gets ignored wow

2019-10-25 02:41:32 UTC  

my dances is more like a hour. take a 40 break then start again.

2019-10-25 02:41:45 UTC  

but i need to stop cause i hurted my foot

2019-10-25 02:42:47 UTC  

yeah the feet/ankles take the most abuse by fatties

2019-10-25 02:43:01 UTC  

its a lot of stress on them, shifting and bearing that much weight in motion

2019-10-25 02:43:22 UTC  

but what happen was my dog drop water from her mouth and i slip

2019-10-25 02:43:30 UTC  

This is why I find women to be a weird species they act weird

2019-10-25 02:43:31 UTC  

thats why i got hurt

2019-10-25 02:43:33 UTC  

swimming is a non-impact alternative that can keep the strain off of them

2019-10-25 02:43:42 UTC  

I LOVE SWIMMING

2019-10-25 02:43:45 UTC  

😮

2019-10-25 02:44:30 UTC  

damn

2019-10-25 02:44:39 UTC  

I had to "go to table 2" to find your BMI

2019-10-25 02:44:48 UTC  

I didnt know there was a page 2

2019-10-25 02:45:12 UTC  

Jesus Christ this is why I want to be gay

2019-10-25 02:45:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/611751317005664277/637119464000978984/STFU_CAP_2.png

2019-10-25 02:45:20 UTC  

BMI???

2019-10-25 02:45:26 UTC  

body mass index