Actually

(((baristas)))

also
> not knowing walter novotny

get owned

It's called Degree in gastronomics and caffeture.

And a masters in beanology.

murican education systems right there

5 years at Yale.

200k in debt.

doctorate in brewing: brewsterate

Ph.d. in espresso art

>200k in debt

lmao amerifags btfo

@Cole that is coffeemaker i dont see any barista tag on it https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-46205-Programmable-Standard/dp/B01N7VIDWY

> getting shot so you don't have to pay debt

When I wake up, pain in my back and head full of worries.

the system works

I remember

*at least I'm not american*

@novotny lmao

@Tervy but you have to manually operate that wtf

at starbucks you can pay 12 dollars to have someone else make it for you entirely

and misspell your name.

(don't forget to tip)

I've been to Starbucks once but they didn't write my name

and tbh that has way too many buttons for coffee drinkers

@Millwood refund

And smh that blue sticky guy has these views and a gf

It was pretty good though @Cole

@spaqin whomst

@StickyDonutHoles

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@spaqin sounds like you jelly

@spaqin What

Kinda

I'm trying to respect women hard lately

didn't go for the brush in the end.

But that's not helping

You should respect women by not destroying their wombs.

Hard lifting and working overtime for women destroys their wombs.

And to be honest.

I'm not doing either