Look

I'm a certified loremaster

His bepis is his spear

he has no gender

I know my stuff

he has no style

Lies

You fucking Rabbit Fag

at least they aren't orcs

the literal turd race

Reminder that the only good TES lore was written by a neck beard high on DMT

ur a turd

ok turd worshipper

listen fuckass

Orcs are the least bad if the mer because at least a few of them understand honor

bosmer are cannibal midgets

orcs are literal feces

dunmer are daedra worshippers who sound like they smoke a pack a day

yEAH ***JACKED*** feces

Don't talk about my bosmer wife like that they ate submissive and love the BIC

Oh my bosmer wife is a cannibal alright 😏

take the Altmer pill

Dark Elves > Altmer

Altmer are just uppity homosex and probably sex perverts

yeah right bitcj

the shit on my boot > dunmer > > > (((altmer))) "WE WUZ GIDZ"

enjoy your 200 square miles of ash and shit

Altmer literally conspire to destroy physical reality so they can be Gods

Altmer is fags

Dunmer is kangz

that's badass though @NSJW

(((a dim goon)))

Orcs > Altmer

On a different note I am still really upset they went the boring standard mmo route with ESO and didn't at least attempt a skill system

le funni maymay parentheses

Literal Shit Apes > Uppity Elven Queers

tallest race on nirn, mr manlet 😎

Lanklets though

0 muscle mass

haha they are ASS

biggest brain muscles