both you goofball

yeah can we go back to shitposting this science stuff makes my head hurt

Both wtf

he's right use both

Okay

what kind of devil worshipper doesnt thinly spread mayo overone slice of bread and then lattice the interior of the sandwhich with mustard

this is the way it has always been done since the duke of sandwhich himself

Okay this might seem weird but i spread the mayo on the cheese single

So the bread doesnt get soggy

It's for work tomorrow

lightly toast the bread

Good suggestion. Toasting now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pZ6jQiJpI

this movie was in children's psyches leading up to 9/11 what does this mean

It's just same old danny elfman type song

No more harmless imagery than a youtube poop

ytp didn't proliferate until like 07' tho right

You're right. This might have been a little shocking for 2000

if you think necrophilia being normalized is bad now just wait till bringing people back from the dead becomes a san francisco subculture

So like Frankenstein but gay

I wish my gf would let me soak my body in ice water till my body temperature drops and i can pretend like I'm a corpse and she has to have sex with my dead body to revive me back to life

This should be a new pasta

😫 👌

Should i expand on it before pasting it or is it good as is

It's pretty good but the classics are kinda long

tfw thicc eskimo gf

tfw no gf to cook you whale blubber

i think about eating whale almost daily

Are they tasty

i heard its like super tough steak and its best to eat it raw like sushi

I kinda want to try it now

yall ever just want to go outside and eat a frog or rando gutter fish raw

I don't really like frogs guess I'd eat a gutter fish

i wanna restaraunt that's like those rotation sushi bars but instead of a rotary bar its an aquarium with live squid and eels and you just grab em out like a fukken grizzy bear and eat it live with some limes or somethin

very trad

not even an aquarium it needs to be an actual river running through the restaraunt

make a chain of those then make a flagship joint on a repurposed submarine and go out and kill n' grill sperm whales n giant squid n shit

moby dick isn't a novel it's an instruction manual

Well I hope you convince some silicon valley fag to open up Moby Dick's kill n' grills all across North America

fuck the west coast we need to nuke some landlocked states north of Texas into a new harbor / fishin hole

sounds good