My computer is so old fortnite won’t run on it

I BEEN WOOKING ON DA WAILWOAD ALLLLLL DA WIV WONG DAYYYYYYY

tfw no gf to hold hands with on the battle bus

what if we accidently kissed on the battle bus

Ahhh yes I must don my jumper for it is oh so cold here in Brisbane as I walk down to the boardwalk. Mmm yes I am fine in this harsh blizzard environment, for I have paid a homeless abo man to hug me whenever I get cold, in cigs. The only part that troubles me is that he keeps harassing the women I pass by, I fear he may leave me in search of some poonany. For if that happens, I will surely freeze to death in this rigid weather.

Tfw no gf to hold hands with on the shortbus

okay retard

Ahhh yes I must don my jumper for it is oh so cold here in Brisbane as I walk down to the boardwalk. Mmm yes I am fine in this harsh blizzard environment, for I have paid a homeless abo man to hug me whenever I get cold, in cigs. The only part that troubles me is that he keeps harassing the women I pass by, I fear he may leave me in search of some poonany. For if that happens, I will surely freeze to death in this rigid weather.

shut up retard

Briscucks get out

dont bully me

The day of the freezer is coming soon

where do you live

In your mon's angus

oh BRRR BRRRRR! it's oh so cold my thongs may just freeze to the asphalt!

:Dab:

okay

so you live in tasmania

I come onto an american server and i see ya mad cunts talking about aussie politics

and thats why you're so mad that i complained about the cold

whoa you're pulling a real Gregory Berrycone here

🤔

@Abel sbut up nigger i'll blow your mom's asshole out with my log dick

OHHHHHHH BBRRRR, BRRRR, please Mr;. Clive~! reach upo my angus and warm me up with your hands!

fuck off!

dumb nigger be like: its so cold in tasmania time to have incest

my sisters pussy really warms me up

I’ll rape your entire lineage first lad

I have a maximum of 2 arms, im not from taz

👀

tazmania doesn't even exist you retard

Starting with your daughter

tasmanian niggas b like: aBLAHBLABBAABAJSJADSJ im spinning around like a tornado

where you from then nigga

Tasmanian niggas b like: *shits diaper* im 30 years odl!

Im from an awful hellscape

i've never met an intelligent tasmanian

Gee I wonder why

dumb nigger be like: i call the northern territory my home

I’ve never met a tasmanian period

I've never met an intelligent lifeform