"why"

protestantism is irresponsible christianity

operating on the assumption the Bible just kinda happened without a context and the Church formed around the Bible

prot song:

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

You make me feel good so good
even when stuff bad you make me feel good

Thank you God for being good

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

Jesus my homeboy

God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome

there are prots who actually think God himself wrote the Bible

Divinely Inspired does not mean God wrote it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlfwg-2C18

there are many prots who also believe everything is predetermined

and free will doesn't matter

sam ahead of the curve

@a dim goon I actually grew up on that belief. And when I found out it was written by men I turned to my atheist phase.

heaven or hell, it dont matter

Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? How bout im doin none of 'em

there's this song we sing at my prot church called break every chain

Prots believe that as long as they say praise for Christ there'll be no reciprocity

its so annoying

ah but you see, the shit in my undies was predetermined, it is actually YOU who are the fools for laughing at me

ah but you see, the shit in my undies was predetermined, it is actually YOU who are the fools for laughing at me

hehhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtyVdC7E6Wo

literally just 8 minutes of someone saying the same thing over and over again

>this tranny pastor says it lovs Jesus in song so that's a-ok

hey guys remember the book of Psalms

and how those are songs in the Bible

psalms????????????????????????

yeah

this service sucks, i'm just gonna go home and watch crackerjack

why not just uhh

sing those

PAPIST

PAPIST

GET OUT

@a dim goon eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck you kid

presbos are GAY

>be american prot
>have beautiful colonial era churches
>tear them down to build awful concrete slabs with gay pride flags

hehhhhhh they kicked me out for eating ham in a can during communion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZkBFRZK2E&feature=youtu.be

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dude

look at these deep lyrics