Then at the end

We left and stopped at a rest area before crossing back over the border

I bought "the official state drink of Maine" and said 'ok Maine one last shot to redeem this'

Moxie Cola

I took a sip and looked out the back window as we left Maine

Spit it out and just shook my head

Yeah

Never had the stuff

Still, shoulda gone to Portland

My spring break was ruined and my disappointment was unimaginable

Sad!

Even Portsmouth would have been better

went to Maine a lot as a tiny kid

They call Maine vacationland because there’s hiking/water, not because there’s anything to do in civilization

Friend's beach house

Yeah

but that place didn't even have hiking/water

it was a clearing

sucked

A beach house without water

wow

no

The place I went last time in Maine

Different place

it was a big shitty clearing with nothing at all

Got tired very quickly of running around in a field

What did you guys think you were going to do there?

Drink maybe?

I was 16 I think

I was with my family

Dad had to do some work there

The advantage of Maine is its seafood in winter and the temp topping out at 80' in summer

That’s even worse somehow

^

Go in the SUMMER

I do vaguely recall being ultra comfy in Maine

As a kid

Imagine the fall though

It’s actually the best

We went in summer and winter

Mid atlantic/NE autumn undefeated