wtf is a Calvinist? I thought it was the comic about the little kid and his tiger

they think everything in the universe is predestined so they have no agency of their own

were the calvinists the ones believing that there were 144 000 places in heaven

Ok but what does it have to do with the comic strips?

you owned yourself before even coming here lmao, I guess it was predestined you'd show your retarded beforehand

it's literally just coping with their lack of self control

if you dont worship the roman gods you are a cuck

Wait what

it's literally just coping with their lack of self control

if you dont worship the roman gods you are a cuck

you havent watched full metal alchemist

>wake up
>the Calvinists are shitposting about their asstarded Faith

Ah yes just like usual

Any serious catholic: yeah we have faults and those folk including the pope will be judged for it in the end. Calvinist: lol it's all planned dude just bang trannies and sin like crazy nothing evil exists it is how it is.

JAAAAAWN KAHLVIN SEZ IS KOOL TO CRANK MY WEEENIIIIEIEEEE

GOD WANTED ME TO HUWACK MY HOG TO TRANNY PORN IT'S PREDESTINED

b-b-b-but what about pope licking feet????

Literally every Calvinist I've met has been an absolute loon or loser

Calvinists be like *pisses all over house* "I AM BETTER THAN YOU GOD CHOSE ME TO GO TO HEAVEN NOT YOU"

if you don't worship Tangra the sky god you are basically soy

ok retard

@FUDDER hey buddy it's predestined that you send yo momma over here to shlopper on this knobber ya nam sayin bioy?

if you don't worship Tangra the sky god you are basically soy

the hell is a jip

>jip

anagram for gypsy

Jesus be like "Here's some bread and wine, it's not important or anything, I just wanted y'all to have it"

>Shits on transubstantiation
>"hOW cOUlD GoD jUSt Do SoMETHinG wE DoN't unDERStanD"

You are required to be brain dead and or insane if you want to join up with the calvanists

*contracts AIDS from bareback fucking a tranny prostitute*
you made me do this God, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

calvinism literally destroyed my people for centuries so this gets me good ngl

*lives as a hermit in an attic, never leaves room, shits in a sock and pisses through a hole the drilled in the wall*
***I WAS DESTINED FOR THIS***

ah but you see, God WANTED me to flood the local swimming pool with my feces on this hot summer day, it is YOU who is the fool for laughing at me!

>mfw God put me on this earth so I could post misty feet on a racist discord

If the Bible says that God created humans specifically with free will then how can fatalism be real?

cope

if god created man in his image then does god peepeepoopoogroyper

Lmao

Please admire this Baroque era art piece

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