Pineapples are based

Fricking pineapple when it aint ripe is a high order offense

ah that reminds me of the time i dropped a turd in my sister's handbag

Epic lmao

unripe pineapple will unironically kill you

I bet she ate it cuz she dum

What do

Potassium cyanide compounds or something

dude i totally snuck a snowdog in her 16th birthday cake

oh fuck my stomach this was a bad idea

it just now hit me

Lol

That reminds me of Step By Step

Cody

"this one time I ate nothing but peaches for a weekend" "that was a bad idea"

Lol'n so hard thinking about that

1 time i ate almost an entire raw onion

just taking bites out of it like an apple

my fucking tongue was corroded for a week straight

The thing you have to remember about that type of eating, going in is hella more enjoyable than coming out

And it's usually miserable going in, via too much of a good thing

i'm gonna shit raw acid when all this is said and done

You better get crackin to counteract it and start eating bread and cheese

oh fuck i just burped and it tasted like a hobo's beard

Trader Joe's has these 4 can packs of pineapple juice like 8.5oz ea

So good

>drinking out of aluminum cans

I don't think they are aluminum tbh, they are weird

Because of the acid, it would mess with the alum

I think they may be zinc alloy

what are sips can made of? should I be worried?

Alum. And thin

aluminum and therefore lined with bpa

only drink out of glass or ceramic

I've been using stainless steel water bottle since 2011

yeah steel is fine too

Glass, ceramic, stoneware, wood

I have one of those bottles. It's cracked a bit so now has sharp jagged parts

Mine is dented to heck but still holding up

Yeah only the outer casing is fucky which is w/e