Monarchist | Catholic | Traditionalist

weed gf?

didn't think so buddy

wot

you can have an egf on your phone

but can you make your weed into a gf

no but you can cope with not having a gf by smoking weed

>egf

not universal

🦍

Most people seem to smoke weed

I've smelled weed 5 dif times on my way home from work tonight

weed literally gayer than caveman cum solidified in amber

and boy

i tell ya

THATS pretty gay!

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It's fucking universal

I don’t smell it in my town at all, but it’s legal in my state so I’ve been smelling it at my university

You have to be fucking *HIGH!!!!!* BE HIGH *NOW*

Baked NO!

that kind of shit sucks too

People telling me to smoke some weed because I’m so uptight

I get tyhat a lot too

smoke weed right fucking now and stop using your fucking brain you fucking prole bitch

"Just be gay dude relax just suck some cock you're so uptight jfc"

It’s probably because people like to have me around but I’m also an uptight autist

weed slows you down mentally just look at Doug Benson

I've been off weed for 3 years and it owns to not be controlled by my vices

Do you fucking *like* being alive you fuckin freak?

that's true freedom

Smoke weed or there's something wrong with you

3 of my coworkers smoke weed on the clock

I’ve noticed that a lot of people who smoke are depressed

Of course

Yeah cause it MAKES you depressed

it's like any drug

Gay?

you go lower than you start out

because you're literally manipulating your brain chemistry

it's become permanently socially tuned that you're a Reaganite zombie freak if you recognize that weed isn't that great for you