i really wish i wasn't a fan of music *and* cars

because they're both really fucking expensive

>compile several year supply of canned food and bottled water
>survive the collapse but my dick n balls have corroded and fallen off my body like a leper due to the sheer concentrated BPA/BPS in my body

Also you forgot to add that dying in the colapse is like a get out of jail card for this sick and twisted world ruled and ordained by Lucifer

Benefits of being alive: NONE

imagine wanting to live past 30

Benefits of being dead: You get to be with God

is this the real dim goon or that other one

hmm....if i DON'T stock up i get to raid urbanites' homes for food + water and prowl the american wasteland for goods and necessities like a fallout character (OG fallout 1 none of that 3D crap)

OR i could sit on my crapulent crack eating beans out of a can and listening to some barney drone on and on about the economy through my crank powered radio for 10 years

this is just eastern european life

hansen already stopped doing hansen vs predator

oh, oh, OH, which OH WHICH one should i choose fellas, i just don't KNOW!

*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY

ZRRRRRRRRRG

get right with God fellas

*glug*
*glug glug*

God I wish that were cigarette juice

*AAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT!*

I drink bong water like fine wines

*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

HRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*mnnlphmm*

Hahaha

*om nom nom nom
om nom*

yep that’s dim goon

Kylee

please

please

OOGA BOOGA

thats joe the boomer irl

except he's also sucking a big dildo like that gif dude

GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB

WAHEY

uncle gubsy??

GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB GUB

lol