hahaha i bet when they get hit by the train

they spin around like in mario kart

when you hit the banana peel

and they go "owawawawa"

i bet its just like that

ths lol

jahahahahahahahahahahagaah watch out train 17, here comes the BLUE SHELL!!! ;)))

however i was just recently informed by my caretaker that when you step on a land mine you don't "do a funny flip and shake your arms" like hitting a bobomb

shes a fuckin liar

yeah i fired her after she made me shit my pants with rage

i shit on her too

running around the streets of chicago tasering small children just lile JC Denton from dude sex

but u haven't been fed in 3 days

*i

how am i supposed to poop now

considering eating my poop thats laying on the floor over there

"the brownpill" as they call it

sumbuddy call tha lumbah mill,,,,we got some real LOGS ON OUR HANDS

mike ma is posting spongebob porn now

they keep ejecting me from the maternity ward saying "we won't help you defecate" but this monster ain't comin out on it's own!

@garden holy shit what

hahhaha gangsta bob

i llove spengrob squarenipples kooky antics on niggalodeon despite being a 45 yr old man in a dieaper named JOE THE BOOMER!!!!!

i'm gonna put a 300 lb ft electric motor on joe the boomers wheelchair

he'll either go comically fast or die instantly

perhaps we'll find out

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/survivor-parkland-school-shooting-sydney-aiello-kills-herself-n986266 No... those were MY 19 year old titties.... David Hogg, you bastard!!!

owned

dab

combat logging irl

i'll show u a combat log *squirts out solid and blunt turd* Feel the wrath of my turgid caca!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE37CNSAobA

guarantee it's not the real mike ma but the fallout is hilarious nonetheless

alright....which 1 of you niggas was it

hehehehehe not meeeeee 🤞

nah but fr tho i thought for a second y'all were talking about mike mattei

brown bricks

anon......mike mattei died 6 years ago....

https://twitter.com/Tesseract_Earth/status/1109216304878288897