MOTHEFUCKIN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS

over da road

you're winner

remember when he reversed at infinite speed

whenever I use the coffee mill and my friend is in the room he goes "that sound how high can it go"

or "the truck's fuckin the ground"

it's as fuckin loud as that truck motor noise

@Jejune that article was a real letdown

well it was written by jared dolt so what did ya expect?

he cant even stalk people properly

oh

well it doesn't really matter if he can or not

ah I'm mixed up

Journalists are a protected class

it irks me

Hey Jared if you're reading this you're a fucking FAGGOT

and you're loser!

😏

Jared is looser

Should I get into niacin for lifts

I've been straight up laid out lately during workouts but haven't changed anything

in diet or sleep or anything

Jared holt im comin to r*yp your dog!

he had snipping tool open for that one

dragoness: Hey there, Jared Holt, I am the sexy dragoness. do you want to have sex with me?
Jared: It would be my pleasure, I will have sex with you, you are such a beautiful dragoness.
dragoness: get closer, Jared, feel my vagina
Jared: dragoness! I see your vagina is wet! are you sexually aroused?
dragoness: yes, Jared, I am!
Jared: can I lick your vagina now, dragoness? I love wet pussy when my subject is sexually aroused. dragoness, I will lick your wet vagina for an hour!
narrator: Jared Holt starts licking the dragoness's pussy!
dragoness: you are really loving this aren't you Jared! imagine that I, sexy dragoness getting eaten out by a human!
Jared: OK dragoness, I am going to stick my tongue way up your vagina!
Narrator: Jared sticks his tongue way up the dragoness's vagina
dragoness: OOOOh, I am about to have an orgasm, I am cumming
narrator: the dragoness's female ejaculation squirts Jared in his face and into his mouth
dragoness: did you just?
Jared: Yes I did, dragoness! I swallowed what cumm of yours that went into my mouth.
Narrator: a few hours and lots of foreplay later.
dragoness: are you ready for some vaginal sex, Jared?
Jared: yes, my dear dragoness! I am so horny, let's have sex!
narrator: Jared and the dragoness have sex for a few hours.
Jared: that was awesome dragoness!
dragoness: well, that's too bad, because...
Jared: because what, dragoness!
dragoness: because, it is time for me to carry out my plans!!
narrator: the dragoness opens her mouth and then closes it upon Jared and swallows Jared whole.
dragoness: that was fun, and now Jared is going to digest in my stomach.
narrator: a few hours later, Jared is fully digested.

dragoness: Hey there, Jared Holt, I am the sexy dragoness. do you want to have sex with me?
Jared: It would be my pleasure, I will have sex with you, you are such a beautiful dragoness.
dragoness: get closer, Jared, feel my vagina
Jared: dragoness! I see your vagina is wet! are you sexually aroused?
dragoness: yes, Jared, I am!
Jared: can I lick your vagina now, dragoness? I love wet pussy when my subject is sexually aroused. dragoness, I will lick your wet vagina for an hour!
narrator: Jared Holt starts licking the dragoness's pussy!
dragoness: you are really loving this aren't you Jared! imagine that I, sexy dragoness getting eaten out by a human!
Jared: OK dragoness, I am going to stick my tongue way up your vagina!
Narrator: Jared sticks his tongue way up the dragoness's vagina
dragoness: OOOOh, I am about to have an orgasm, I am cumming
narrator: the dragoness's female ejaculation squirts Jared in his face and into his mouth
dragoness: did you just?
Jared: Yes I did, dragoness! I swallowed what cumm of yours that went into my mouth.
Narrator: a few hours and lots of foreplay later.
dragoness: are you ready for some vaginal sex, Jared?
Jared: yes, my dear dragoness! I am so horny, let's have sex!
narrator: Jared and the dragoness have sex for a few hours.
Jared: that was awesome dragoness!
dragoness: well, that's too bad, because...
Jared: because what, dragoness!
dragoness: because, it is time for me to carry out my plans!!
narrator: the dragoness opens her mouth and then closes it upon Jared and swallows Jared whole.
dragoness: that was fun, and now Jared is going to digest in my stomach.
narrator: a few hours later, Jared is fully digested.

!?

ness: pk murder jared and vandalize his car

Calling it now: Jared's outcome similar to the last Jared

Fogle?

That's the joke yes

Ah I see

Sealing my pungent SBDs (silent but deadly) farts into a bottle which I will shatter like the Castlevania holy water at Jared's feet when I see him tomorrow at the South Central Station at 3pm.

Jared more like Scared

Scared Dolt

Jarhead

goddim

Jared Holt

more like dim goon

i’m gonna give jared holt a wedgie