Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 567896704846790667


2019-04-17 02:12:05 UTC  

Ah I see

2019-04-17 02:12:11 UTC  

Sealing my pungent SBDs (silent but deadly) farts into a bottle which I will shatter like the Castlevania holy water at Jared's feet when I see him tomorrow at the South Central Station at 3pm.

2019-04-17 02:13:00 UTC  

Jared more like Scared

2019-04-17 02:13:43 UTC  

Scared Dolt

2019-04-17 02:13:48 UTC  

Jarhead

2019-04-17 02:13:51 UTC  

goddim

2019-04-17 02:13:58 UTC  

Jared Holt

2019-04-17 02:14:02 UTC  

more like dim goon

2019-04-17 02:14:28 UTC  

i’m gonna give jared holt a wedgie

2019-04-17 02:14:32 UTC  

roblox jared holt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/567895642421198858/0a8c565725b92ffada96a18e8d3e359f.png

2019-04-17 02:14:36 UTC  

im gonna ***fuck*** jared holt

2019-04-17 02:14:43 UTC  

jared holdin deez nuts

2019-04-17 02:15:31 UTC  

Jared Homo

2019-04-17 02:15:37 UTC  

im going to ||ignore|| jared holt

2019-04-17 02:16:00 UTC  

joe: im going to [eat] napkins

2019-04-17 02:17:36 UTC  

this show is so Caucasian

2019-04-17 02:17:51 UTC  

i can't take this

2019-04-17 02:18:15 UTC  

me when i watch nbc

2019-04-17 02:18:23 UTC  

Live music

2019-04-17 02:18:26 UTC  

not tv

2019-04-17 02:18:45 UTC  

me when i watch the SNL live performance on NBC

2019-04-17 02:19:00 UTC  

this belongs on snl

2019-04-17 02:19:39 UTC  

"Honest acoustic music from people who live in the suburbs"

2019-04-17 02:20:53 UTC  

"Quirky girls being awkward between songs"

2019-04-17 02:21:08 UTC  

ooohhhh nooooo

2019-04-17 02:21:15 UTC  

"Oohhhhhhhhhh"

2019-04-17 02:21:22 UTC  

Over here it's like that except with banjos

2019-04-17 02:21:25 UTC  

Heartfelt ooooooooh

2019-04-17 02:21:32 UTC  

they play banjo up here

2019-04-17 02:21:36 UTC  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2019-04-17 02:21:46 UTC  

And the ukulele

2019-04-17 02:21:50 UTC  

ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

2019-04-17 02:21:57 UTC  

No mandolin tho

2019-04-17 02:22:00 UTC  

right?

2019-04-17 02:22:04 UTC  

Wrong

2019-04-17 02:22:37 UTC  

They couldn't possibly- *pulls out a sitar*

2019-04-17 02:22:53 UTC  

eh no not really

2019-04-17 02:23:08 UTC  

Thats out of the female boundaries

2019-04-17 02:23:26 UTC  

It's not folk-y enough

2019-04-17 02:23:28 UTC  

"Sweet like the sweet tea that you're sippin on"

2019-04-17 02:23:41 UTC  

>New England