Message from @Slobert Knobbington

Discord ID: 570039231506808842


2019-04-23 00:10:27 UTC  

what

2019-04-23 00:10:27 UTC  

NO

2019-04-23 00:10:33 UTC  

They just absolve u

2019-04-23 00:10:39 UTC  

....

2019-04-23 00:10:41 UTC  

I spend like

2019-04-23 00:10:46 UTC  

and then tell u to do penance with a variable amount of hail maries

2019-04-23 00:10:48 UTC  

I hate it

2019-04-23 00:10:50 UTC  

30-40 minutes a week in a one on one conversation with my priest

2019-04-23 00:10:55 UTC  

about dealing with my spiritual struggles

2019-04-23 00:11:07 UTC  

there's more to penance than a hail mary dude

2019-04-23 00:11:18 UTC  

Catholic priests be like: You're on your own kiddo

2019-04-23 00:11:29 UTC  

idk, I have three priests from my Church's phone numbers

2019-04-23 00:11:36 UTC  

You’re going to the wrong priests

2019-04-23 00:11:37 UTC  

and they are like "if anything happens or you feel _____ just text or call us"

2019-04-23 00:11:41 UTC  

"its why we are here"

2019-04-23 00:11:56 UTC  

where i live my church as flawed as it is, is the best one

2019-04-23 00:11:56 UTC  

Every priest I’ve had will give counsel if you ask

2019-04-23 00:11:59 UTC  

that's cool but don't replace ur dad with a priest

2019-04-23 00:12:07 UTC  

fuck off fed

2019-04-23 00:12:18 UTC  

>slumpyman

2019-04-23 00:12:23 UTC  

>gay??????

2019-04-23 00:12:23 UTC  

wassup

2019-04-23 00:12:26 UTC  

Wwhat type church u go to @Jejune

2019-04-23 00:12:30 UTC  

cath

2019-04-23 00:12:38 UTC  

NO or TLM

2019-04-23 00:12:43 UTC  

IDK

2019-04-23 00:12:49 UTC  

I never read the sign when I go in

2019-04-23 00:12:52 UTC  

am I supposed to?

2019-04-23 00:13:02 UTC  

just raise ur hands brah

2019-04-23 00:13:04 UTC  

Does the priest face the congregation

2019-04-23 00:13:05 UTC  

I'm not joking when I say I'm iliterate or retarded I don't read or learn things

2019-04-23 00:13:08 UTC  

Yes

2019-04-23 00:13:09 UTC  

I know nothin about Catholic nothin

2019-04-23 00:13:13 UTC  

but

2019-04-23 00:13:16 UTC  

Its NO then

2019-04-23 00:13:27 UTC  

CONFESSION IS BETTER THAN THERAPY

2019-04-23 00:13:35 UTC  

Idk about confession i suppose u just need a good priest

2019-04-23 00:13:40 UTC  

wow who's this wiseguy

2019-04-23 00:13:42 UTC  

unless you have a straight up actual checmical imbalance

2019-04-23 00:13:44 UTC  

like

2019-04-23 00:13:47 UTC  

fake