Just got my first legit pair of boomer glasses

rachael ray slammed her big vagis on me in 1999

Whats wrong with being yourself

every male officer is a slot stolen from a qt

When I become mayor of NYC I will start a policy of ONLY sexy female traffic cops

Its worth the increase in crime

if the female officers just r*yp criminals into submission I can guarantee a sharp downturn in all crimes

Or upturn

either way

Make it happen, Rand Paul!

Female rape is real?

yes but not how we know it

Hmmmmm

I fought a woman yesterday

I won

I beat Wario Land 4 yesterday and played Donkey Kong Country yesterday

@Jejune which DCK

?

first one but on GBA

lit

I played tropical freeze recently

theres a zone that's basically a caricature of africa its pretty epic

arent the dk crew blaq?

no way cause funky kong surfs

ok

no such thing as black surfers

i like when ppl ask for games with black main characters and somebody always mentions DKC. But it's a good game so is it really that mean to say??

tropical freeze was so good

mayhaps i buy it if i see it

but fuck paying 60 for the switch port i had it on wiiu already

which was the wii DKC?

i just got a wiiu emulator for pc and played with a 360 controller lol

the wii one was donkey kong country returns

ok

ye

was fun as a kid but i dont think it holds up that well