Probably bc what other shoes would hold up to 700mph

Then again this movie looks retarded so anything’s possible

Potatos for breakfast

He crashes down to earth barefoot and lands in a puma store

the employee goes "d*mn bro you need some kicks"

sonic says "yeah but what kinda shoe can go SONIC speed?"

then it cuts to a 5 minute commercial for the puma speed 500s

he'll yeah dude

(now available in sonic red for a limited time only)

Red sneakers are gay

They don’t go with anything

does burgundy count

Like unless you have a bunch of cool clothes and shoes red shoes make no sense

Idk ab burgundy

cuz i'm wearing basically red pumas right now

What other clothes do you have tho like does it match

it goes with jeans pretty good

If it matches then it’s cool but I’d rather just have grey or white sneakers bc they go w everything

Shoes have to match or compliment the shirt color

i'm very upset when i go to the shoe store and see shoes in a cool color only to find out they're girl shoes

I wear sperrys half the time anyway. Last cool pair of shoes I got were white NMDs but they’re dirty

i have those crocs that look like dress shoes

they're so comfy

I hate spending money on clothes and shoes I’d rather spend it on vidya and guns

Don’t like paying for food either. It adds up fast

Tfw you will never have kids as based and redpilled as soph

>doesn’t like paying for anything and would rather go back to the barter system

Just make a bioreactor to farm seaweed and a cricket tank

Youll never pay for food again

You can make all your food out of dried crickets ground into flour

Lots of protein

I’ll make a protein farm from *B L A D E R U N N E R 2 0 4 9*

is there a clothes equivalent of this

I get that the cricket farm is disgusting and a dystopian nightmare scenario where bug people are forced to eat bugs by the government

I unironically want a self sustaining fresh fruit and veggie farm that I supplement w animal byproducts and hunting wild game

But Ive had a protein bar made out of cricket flour and it surprisingly wasn't bad

You see the pic of those maggot sausages

I’d throw up and kill myself immediately

I haven't seen maggot sausages but that sounds disgusting

The cricket flour tastes kind of like granola tbh

@ßcuzzy 90s hip hop black people clothes