the principal fucks niggera

janitor larry eats mud

my music teacher's a great big fat bitch

my math tutor smells like beans

the superintendent has a big butt

that girl in 2nd period poops alot

the one with the red hair i mean

...

mfw

when u get detention for flossing in class

when u throw a nail in the teacher's eye

when u get expelled for über mad rape and get to play minecraft all day

my dad is gay

my mom's old

my neighbor fucks boys

no me though that'd be gay

oppa gangnam style

my dog took a shit in the rose bushes and got a thorn in his bunghole

heyyyy sexy ledyba

op op op op

mom was freakin out

oppa poke style

freekaleek

my grandpa died of AIDS

my uncle crashed a plane into the twin towers

then he did it again at the pentagon

i smell like cimmanon

i mean synonym

cinnamon

apple jack cinna mon

me fi smoak di weed mon

here i come i am sinnohmon

mfw i feed the cat cookie crisp and he pukes all over my mom's nice rug

mfw the cat bolts out of the room and knocks over gramma's ashen urn

it's called the ashen urn cuz the ash is in the urn

you guys have been great tonight really

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its friday