lmao

lucas why can't you just normally return in da hood

yo

I twisted my nut

what the fuck do I do

left one or right one

left

used to hang lower

doesn't now

Cut it off

aight

@Bagby go to doctor, if it cuts off blood circulation for too long you will need to amputate

how long

do I got

fuck dudes I think I fucked myself

it's already been a couple days and I can feel the difference in my sack

I think its long gone at this point

guys let's pool some money and we'll buy this for beardson's birthday

https://www.matthewfallmckenzie.com/store/abigail

Its not @Bagby, you'd know if it was. If its just been a few days you shouldnt be fucked

Just go to the doc

I mean the skin is a little bit red on the outside

matches most of the symptoms

I'll check it out

Bruh we all know u ain’t using dem nuts anyway bro 🤣

good

dude that's my only source of protein

>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>True Hollywood Tales 1997

@Bagby somethin came in the mail today

cool

what'd you get man

@a dim goon

deez nuts!

GOTTEEM!!!!!!!!

not funny

dude....talk about a blackpill...

this is my nuts your talking about here