did you really do the thing?

I did a thing

do you regret it

or were youw illing to die on that hill

Nah it was funny at the time

But it did create a contingent of psychos who still mess with me 9n occasion to this day

This Jewish chick who gave me head in 2012 was fucking freaking out and threatening to send my dox to some site

Because I vaguely named them in the process of doing this funny thing

You're always cool in my book

i made a flashgame on newgrounds chronicling the entire event, free to play

make sure to check it out

do you wanna tell your son about it some day

I probably won't end up having kids but maybe one day when he's older

think about all the awful fathers out there and how many kids turn out fine

if you would rank youself at least mediocre

above the scum

have kids dude

that's 2 - 1

so now you have to

How do you get woman to let you pee in her but and get married though

Very carefully

in her?

yeah

inside

you could always shoot seed into 20 random women every new area you entire so you can amass an army for your post death ancestral voyage,
at least half will keep the baby even with you pollenating the planet

no he wants a wife and to go to heaven he says

how many wives can we have

and how many heavens can we visit

probably one

Are you mormon

fair enough

If your Mormon you can have more than one

And you get a planet heaven

The final clue to the deed that was done

a tomato?

No

you really like to pee like that?

It's a really zoomed in close up of something I peed in

how much stupid do i need to shave off myself before i can make my own religion

Just get the psycho eyes and dominate people with eye contact and you can have a big compound full of child brides

The American dream