had so much sex irl that i am now a mute and cant tell my gf to get away

Boyhood is thinking that John Lennon hitting women is what made him bad, manhood is KNOWING that hitting women is what made him good

could things *possibly* get any worse?

@ßcuzzy post ur gfs butthole with "property of lol Scuzzy" written in a circle around it or ur lying

but then he went to hell for writing "imagine"

how will you know its not my butthole

ew dude you wanna see my butthole?

thats gay dude

I clearly said your gf's butthole don't try to bait and switch me boy

@everyone grumpygamer wants to see my butt thats nastyyyy

I'll be able to tell if it's a woman or a man's butthole

bruh

You can tell if it's a man's butthole or woman's butthole if you aren't a retard

What's really the dead giveaway is the perineum

wh ts tha i ca 't he r yo u r bre ki g up

a e e e eee bu i

What the fuck kind of device is that

Some kind of cell Jammer

yes

I want to carry one of those around in my backpack and just fuck with people

Oh you're trying to take the gym from me in Pokemon go? Hope you like getting jammed bitch

Commits felony FCC violations to get the equivalent of $0.50 worth of in-game currency in a cell phone game

I've thought about buying or making a USB killer and just randomly destroying kiosks at IKEA or vending machines and shit like that

Just to sow the seeds of Chaos

Basically anything that has a USB port you can straight-up fry

Which basically every modern commercial electronic device has for debugging purposes

If you put a USB killer in the USB port on your car it'll fuck your car up even

It's cool to think how something you can make for $3 can do thousands of dollars worth of damage in a Split Second

if ur car has a usb port you're booj wah

My car has a USB port and Bluetooth because I drive my mom's old Kia Sportage

Because my car fucking died because the Germans can't engineer for shit

Fact Germany is gay

actually they're engineered to take money from people who can't work on their cars which is 90% of the population

pretty smart tbh

Good point

Once my bankruptcy is finalized I'm going to buy like an old Civic or something and rice sit out like a retard

Or a sprinter van

except for the bmw s85 that's just straight up poorly made and will melt no matter what

I used to have a smart fortwo and it was probably the shittiest car on God I've ever owned or seen

Imagine the engine Troubles of a Ford Pinto combined with the electrical Troubles of any Volkswagen

why would you buy a smart