based

Uh oh

This nigga bout to catch a court caee

youre about to go to jail for having a deadly weapon on you and texting and driving

confirmed living in a third world shithole

Its a pen retard

"th-that thing is ILLEGAL right?"

good idea you can jew the system of law

yes it is illegal

no it isn't retard

Ok pussy

its a question of intent i dont need a walmart greeter explaining how common law works to me

owning a sharp plastic tube is not illegal, juarez

Nigga always talking about how big and stronge he is but is scared of the law lol

Im laughing at you @brohiemchillsef

i fear nothing

one i am the law

2 i am bigger than bullets

i literally keep a machete in my truck

Acab

I keep a 38 on me

I got guns on my biceps

bro for real though in what country is that shit illegal

Literally have a Glock taped to my arms

@brohiemchillsef do you live in england

what are you talking about

its state by state

in some states like jew york having a blade on you is an illegal weapon

In what state is that banned in?

what fucking state bans sharp straws made of a woven fabric

I don't live in jew York

5 or 6

I live in a state that isn't run by faggots

that can't be true

yeah but that will change once u begin ur political career

the boy scouts gave me a knife in 3rd grade

Why the fuck would a schizo retard who aspires to live on welfare want a political career

I have an ankle holster

we carved little fish out of a bar of soap it was based

I got kicked out of scouts

for what