Spending my craigslist merchant neetbux on 3ds and pokemon ultra sun then gonna scam this guy selling his whole collection

when i put the cucumber in the schmoof, she screamt "owowowow". And yet, i knew she was thinking "meh". I admired her blessed selflessness ; yes, blessed.

@everyone FUCK ALL OF YOU

I GOT A DATE

LATER FAGS

What's his name?

egbert

Nice attempt at courtney

You got a girlfriend? Is he disabled?

yeah its great

he like never talks

Fakecel #cunt

@naka thats how its spelled but her parents are dumb pentacostals

Yeah that some extra goofy shit

"jazzmyn" instead of jasmine

i knew a mixed kid named kryztofer

Early millennial/xer parents are legit woat

Very cool scuzzy

Had a friend named Kyler who played bionicles with me despite us both being in middleschool

Lets hope she gets saved and stops being a devil posessedacostal

"kyler" rofl legit typo name

His parents were fucking weird they made him play baseball like it was keeping the family business or something we were 13

First time at his house i spilled orange crush all over the carpet lmao owned

Double owned. Orange crush delicious

Tragic loss

At least hilar

The red one gives you a koolaid smile real bad

Purple one is for black ppl but it's very cozy

Grape crush and scooby doo cyber chase at dad's house call that living it up

I remember dr pepper coming out with a bunch of flavors

After bragging about how many ingredients it took to make the original like a badge of honor

Like 40 flavors to make a soda

Wtf do they need that just get a sodastream

The ceo of pepsi co should just buy a bunch of sodastreams and it will half production costs

>23 flavors

Sodastream is Israeli and made on a West Bank settlement

OK I lost fam feud

You can make a diy sodastream for basically nothing if you have a co2 cartridge

The 23 flavors are cola, cherry, licorice, amaretto (almond, vanilla, blackberry, apricot, blackberry, caramel, pepper, anise, sarsaparilla, ginger, molasses, lemon, plum, orange, nutmeg, cardamon, all spice, coriander juniper, birch and prickly ash.

Ceo of coca cola could just make all the soda himself with co2 cartridges for bb guns and then he would have all the money