Message from @Cute

@everyone One day while Trayvon Martin was masturbating, The Zimmer got wood! He could no longer help himself! He watched as Trayvon stroked his juicy nigger cock. He approached Tray which startled him and make him slam Zimmer's head into the ground. Being slammed into the ground made him harder than ever! The Zimmer: "Trayvon Senpai! I'm alive and I want to shoot you through the heart." Tray: "Oh George Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff your gun up my kawaii ass!" The Zim Zam grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his gun George: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Invader Zim then stuffed his gun up into Trayvon's nigger ass! The other people around the street watched intently as Zimmerman shoved his gun back and forth into Traytray's nice ass, continuously making a squishy metallic noise. The bullets also became aroused and started to fire all over them. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Zimmer Chan! Your bullets churning my insides up so well! Your gun is penetrating my heart! OH YES! All the bullets became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed the gun completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Trayvon's nice round ass. Tray: "No wait guys! My body cannot take this much! I'm getting so dead! All the bullets went inside of poor squirming Trayvon and pretty much, he was beyond dead, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The police came and found Trayvon, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of bullets.

Cute

2019-12-04 21:04:10 UTC

Cute

2019-12-04 21:04:40 UTC

Hello friends!

prim

2019-12-04 21:20:23 UTC

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

Jejune

2019-12-04 21:38:53 UTC

>Bea was my pokewaifu
>Playing Ringfit everyday since it's release
>Dropped 18 pounds since
>Turns out she's into fat neckbeards
Life just ain't fucking fair guys

Cute

2019-12-04 22:09:35 UTC

who

ßcuzzy

2019-12-04 22:32:13 UTC

do i need the master chief collection to get reach

ßcuzzy

2019-12-04 22:43:54 UTC

just bought it so i'm boutta find out

prim

2019-12-04 23:31:19 UTC

Jejune

2019-12-04 23:33:56 UTC

>Go to Japan with guys from my college rugby team for the world cup to watch
>I'm 6'3", blonde, and fit
>Also have aspergers and a stutter because apparently God needed to cut corners somewhere when making me
>Go out with lads on the lash after our team is eliminated
>Get shitfaced and start bar crawling as we're booted out for being lad
>Denied entry to a club and stand around debating how to get a taxi when we don't know the language to call for one and can't see any banks for them
>Some girls come up to us
>One of them in actually decent English starts talking to us and gives us advice
>Lads start flirting with the group while I stand there like an awkward fuck at the side checking my phone
>One of the girls who is clearly drunk starts reefing me over while saying something to her friend who translates and informs me she's saying I shouldn't be so shy when I'm so big and winks at me to signal something I still don't understand
>Freeze up under pressure and slur out the first thing to come to mind; "Shikata ga nai."
>Drunk girl does an overexaggerated squeal and starts babbling at me and in broken Emglish says "Speak! Speak! Speak more big man! Very naisu voice!" (she checked voice with her friend)
>I am sweating bullets but too drunk to know better so I go along with it and start just saying random Japanese I picked up from anime or looking shit up for/on the trip
>All going well and I think I might be actually about to pull some tail until I accidentally say nakadashi and the girl got offended at me
>Turned into a whole thing and the girls ended up leaving without anyone getting any
>Still refuse to tell the boys what I said and insist she must have misheard something