hey

hey

hey

it's faaaaat albertt

and i'm gonna sing a song for yoooouuy

and bill's gobna tell you a thing or twwoooooo

what if fat albert sat on you. you'd probablu die

You suck dude

That’s on you

You could be face to face with someone who genuinely wants the best for you and tell them to fuck off

It’s fine tho coz your just showing how small you are and revealing that you’re the type@of person who people should cut out thier lives quick

hetro more like homo

[giant red EPIC FAIL stamp falls directly onto your forehead]

grown man takes the internet very seriously

Nah I just recognise that you got a bunch of people who are pretty much in the same page and would@probably get along in any other circumstance so instead of arguing the toss about some negative shit- try and post something which is actionable that can improve people lives

But keep doing what you’re doing

You’ll see what happens to you personally you’ll probably end up screwing up your own life

Which if you’re that bitch you deserve it

small

didn't read don't care

baby stick boy does half reps at the jungle gym

man lifts spongebob teddy bear weights and posts on twitter about making it

You’re fat.

projection isn't a pretty look for you sweetie

Gobble gobble gobble

thats the sound a turkey makes

and hoo doggie

Yea you

are you one big turkey

You’re proof that god punished certain people who suck by making them fat

You won’t even help yourself but if I made even a tiny impact on you then that’s fine

C.O.P.E. F.R.E.A.K.

fitness casual

planet fitness buffet #1 customer

OHH, somebody sound the lunk alarm!

@Slammer ur small

Eat more ur from Auschwitz

Fair enough go watch Netflix and pretend this never happened. *

thanks I will :P

@Slammer eat more wanker