Respond or perish

Alas he chose to perish

Let this be an example of what happens when you cross me

Don’t worry pasta

I won’t let god come between us

Our love is unrivalled

oh wow

thank u so much

Don’t thank me

also I have no idea who pussy is referring to

could be me

I mean

If it was

Like if he was talking about you

Well

Let’s say it’s a good thing he chose to perish

How dare he attempt to befoul such a pretty young maiden like you

Fret not m’lady

I shall deliver justice upon any man who dares to oppose you

You have my word my queen

oh

my god

wow how can I ever repay u

I am so grateful

You need not repay me

Your gratitude is payment enough my queen

But if you still feel as though you are in debt to me

Well

Perhaps there’s something

Nay, you need not do anything for me m’lady

Please forgeteth I mentioned anything

Haha ‘twas simply a jest

MY GOD how did we get 2 this point

i should shower

A wise man said

Tis not the journey

But the destination

Or something

Idk

I’m unsure on the validity of that quote but like

Do not fret the semantics m’lady