and we are probly gonna have to pay 15,000$ for IVF

and that might not work

yea thats a silly excuse to not have kids.

ah damn bro, hopefully it takes hold

I ain't holding my breath

is it on her end?

yea

ah yea thats rough

I am always the sperm champion

haha

you sure youre not a marine? lol

I have to donate a sample once a month

no sir

my uncle was a marine

lol there you go

I have family members in each branch and yet I'm the only one from my generation to serve

and hey I got free college and healthcare for it lol

similar to my family. i have an relative that was the second youngest person to serve in ww1 (i think it was ww1)

grandfather was army air corp

father was O-4 in airforce

ww1 was so sad, all war is sad but ww1 was fucking horrible

bunch of cousins in army/marines/airfoce

yea

the war to end all wars lol boy were they wrong

those tactics too, wew boy

rome total war: "Old men send young men to war"

1000 other quotes from total war games

theyre great quotes

war is bad mmkay

So my stepdad was an aerial crew chief / door gunner on a medivac huey in vietnam which is essentially the most guranteed job to give you PTSD

damn thats no joke

ready for the crazy part?

yea

he rented a shack (his old house untill we moved our trailer in) to a man named Bill Raider from Kansas City Missouri, Bill was a green beret and the personal bodyguard/door gunner for the last 5 star general the US had (Westmoreland)

he also sold opiods out the ass

not bill

ahaha thats prety crazy

bill drank one weekend a month

small world

4 tours in vietnam

damn