But self employed as what?

Just get a sales job and then drink all day with your customers.

>sales
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Well, it's kind of a tossup to me whether drinking or selling is worse.

Writing works pretty okay for me 🤔

You could get crunk and write articles subtly leading people to making conclusions about a certain (((tribe)))

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist You could get into editorial journalism

It’s not like the bar for that is high or anything

@Nutz
True.

But I'd have to change my name to Flanaberg.

Flanstein?

Fevin Shekelgan?

Flansteinblattberger?

^

Kevin Shapiro?

Do journalists get a lot of tail?

Because that's one of the reasons I keep my current job.

It's a pay cut from the private sector, but it's high status as fuck, so I use it to pick up chicks.

I don't think so, if they did they probably wouldn't be so shit...

When you're right, you're right.

I guess I need to keep looking.

Darn

So what's a high status job where you can drink all day?

Royalty?

Best selling author?

Either of those would work.

Porn Star?

Where do I apply for those?

@Nutz
>porn
>high status

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Degenerate.

I’m just spitballing here

I am bound to throw out some bad ones

True enough.

I got it!

Are you any good at gambling?

I like royalty, tbh.

Duke of Ohio has a nice ring to it.

Sounds too Dixie-ish...

Gay.

King of Ohio