Message from @Abstract Cossack
Discord ID: 580397069999538176
Team Fortress 2
It's very clearly copypasta lol
What a lie, I made racist jokes and *didn't* vote for Obama!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>a fun little death threat
There's a discord specific one now, in one of the other servers I'm in
Only CHUMP'S SPEECH
CHUMPS'
Where a fan RQ'd the channel over some light edgelording in streams
what's RQ
Instead of Headquarters, Racist Quarters
oof
@Chump_or_Champ Fuck Nazis
but even more than that,
FUCK REPUBLICANS
Rage quit
lol
Didn't mean to send anyone away
Sent this dude a paragraph about how he's an awful person at like 6am Aussie time and quit
Because he blew all his n word passes on stream
Had a passing thought that maybe RQ meant the Russian Question 🤔
Which I am here to answer
сросите мне что-нибудь
I'm sorry sir you're going yo have to give your confession in American. It's illegal for non reporters to speak and/or understand Russian
*remember: no russian*
*блять* zey kno. Shot eet dyown
@C1PHER
But poor @Abstract Cossack hasn't done anything overt...
yess, nossink
¿See? He denies everything. 😁
😂
there's about 5% missing from that table
My state is a strange place
I was going to make a joke that 5% of abortions list all reasons to explain the discrepancy, but that wouldn't work.
Real numbers calculated from that table (rounded):
No reason: 52,843
Social or economic: 14,031
Psychological health: 14
Physical health: 7
Serious abnormality: 7
Life in danger: 2
Rape: 1
Incest: 0
Somebody made mistakes in that chart because those numbers don’t add up
Missing about 3000
Somebody found the official figures: https://twitter.com/PaigeSully88/status/1130859739443806209?s=20
Whoever made that first table probably forgot to multiply by 100