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... They have battle plans.
*They have battle plans.*
***THEY HAVE BATTLEPLANS.***

Like running like a ninja in Naruto?

I didn't say they had *GOOD* plans.

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Pokemon Fetish...

I'm sure if I prepared it properly you wouldn't notice.

Gotta do what ya gotta do.

everything eats meat even the meat

leave a deer carcass in the woods and you'll find deer eating that every night

nothing more first world than vegetarianism, imagine being so spoiled you can turn down entire categories of food

^^^

I think someone should hack the peta website and make pop up videos of predators killing and eating prey.

If I could hack that would be the first thing I’d do.

or just post gifs in replies to their tweets

Peta is responsible for more cat and dog deaths than any other org in the world. IDGAF what they have to say about animal cruelty.

well outside of China at least

if an animal exists it's part of "Ancient chinese medicine"

you know they might be onto something, there can be no animal suffering if there are no animals left

It's like the argument for curing Down Syndrome by killing all the babies with Down Syndrome

@scaevola maybe they only prosecute cases that are legit and convictable?

About the private uk police thing

Probably, but when someone talks about their 100% conviction rate thats not the first thing that comes to mind for me.

Illegally helping*

Lol those are adult monkeys. They have already been indoctrinated by cis normative baboon culture.

From the 'U.S. Custom House'

This showed up in my spam folder. I thought it was too good not to share.

the reply-to address is a *usa.com* email address

😂

There's no need for personal attacks like that

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why waifu so mean 😢

Ya, that looks like a fake, Spanners...
But hey, what do *I* know.
Virus, that is majorly fucked up.
I'm stealing it.