Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

Discord ID: 603663768794300516


2019-07-24 18:48:04 UTC  

Oh.

2019-07-24 18:48:30 UTC  

would be better for you to tell me what you want in it

2019-07-24 18:48:36 UTC  

and then I'll bill you

2019-07-24 18:48:38 UTC  

jk

2019-07-24 18:49:05 UTC  

Lol.

2019-07-24 18:52:22 UTC  

A crisp 1 hundo.

2019-07-24 18:53:38 UTC  

Purple: Pedos are people too
Blue: black on black crime doesn’t matter
Green: You’ll fix the climate while we watch
Yellow: colonialism is good
Orange: women succeed only when men fail
Red: Gender is arbitrary and it’s hateful to believe that

2019-07-24 18:53:58 UTC  

OOF

2019-07-24 18:54:32 UTC  

I don’t know how to shorten the last two.

2019-07-24 18:54:55 UTC  

I think those mock the sentiment pretty well

2019-07-24 18:55:01 UTC  

when men fail, women succeed

2019-07-24 18:55:34 UTC  

Oh. That’s good. A little shorter.

2019-07-24 19:01:30 UTC  

what do you mean by red?

2019-07-24 19:02:12 UTC  

@Salacious Swanky Cat here's what I got, I can change it though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603663242186981397/in_this_congregation_parody_Sal_cat.png

2019-07-24 19:03:09 UTC  

Lol. Nice. I screwed up on the last one though.

2019-07-24 19:03:14 UTC  

I made a typo

2019-07-24 19:03:22 UTC  

oh I believe that?

2019-07-24 19:03:43 UTC  

or you believe that

2019-07-24 19:03:47 UTC  

Yeah. It should say ‘gender is arbitrary and it’s hateful to believe that’

2019-07-24 19:04:04 UTC  

yikes

2019-07-24 19:04:18 UTC  

As in. They think gender is arbitrary but actually acting as if it’s arbitrary is considered wrong to them.

2019-07-24 19:04:42 UTC  

@[DGI]tech you like? lol

2019-07-24 19:05:02 UTC  

And it’s black on black crime doesn’t matter

2019-07-24 19:05:25 UTC  

I thought the ebonics was a nice touch tho

2019-07-24 19:06:20 UTC  
2019-07-24 19:06:31 UTC  

I do, but it's sad that this is what society has come to.

2019-07-24 19:07:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603664459461951504/67231894_334752587435145_1241286805999845376_n.png

2019-07-24 19:07:18 UTC  

the mom

2019-07-24 19:07:20 UTC  

obvi

2019-07-24 19:07:38 UTC  

she has a moral imperative to protect her child above all else

2019-07-24 19:07:49 UTC  

or maybe I should blame the father

2019-07-24 19:10:19 UTC  

The mother is evil of course, but Im not surprised heroin addicts are shitty parents.

2019-07-24 19:12:01 UTC  

Iirc there are regions where they made being released from prison contingent on being off drugs and it worked quite well

2019-07-24 19:12:27 UTC  

Execution for pedos I say. There is no mistake if you find his bodily fluids in a child.

2019-07-24 19:12:36 UTC  

No, for dealing with junkies in general

2019-07-24 19:12:59 UTC  

Essentially if you get nicked for something, in addition to your time you have to go through rehab

2019-07-24 19:13:06 UTC  

Or you just don't get let out

2019-07-24 19:13:09 UTC  

I would love to snap hard drugs out of existence, and watch the world burn.

2019-07-24 19:13:50 UTC  

And then you have surgery and realize you got rid of the anaesthetic :^)

2019-07-24 19:14:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603666220096553001/in_this_congregation_parody_2.png