Muh roads

Muh roads. Muh social contract.

How would you raise taxes if the roads were fixed?

Air.

No. If you start fixing things people will expect you to keep doing it. Much easier if you just never start with it.

Drats.

@tomhastherage I dont want a pure aristocracy, but aristocratic elements do sound appealing to me. Not a hereditary aristocracy, but an aristocracy which people could join through merit. And an aristocracy kept in check by democratic elements of the system. Just as the founders planned it.

Is this the part where we start posting the Starship Troopers "I'm doing my part!" gifs?

Are you telling us Starship Troopers was the favorite movie of the founders?

Im saying bucko hates women and wants them to earn less money than man for the same work.

that wont stand here

women shouldn't have to work at all

I mean

they're so bad at it

hence the lower pay

i thought everyone knew this?

we should abolish biological women. Transgender women are better at being women anyway.

Guess I'm evil then. So be it.

Bernie -- Good
Choose one

also, totally no bias on this chart

Who made this?

none at all

wait

Hilary -- moral
You no longer get choices
Go straight to Hell
Do not pass Go
Do not collect Salvation

Clinton is moral

???

Lol.

Imagine actually arguing that Clinton is both lawful and moral

I mean, using DnD alignment, I could possibly make an argument for Lawful Evil, but it would be tenuous

i just like the bottom row

i dont know who half of these people are

lol. Pence being a social evil.

idk who mande it, OBVI a lefty

Pretty much

Mike ‘Faraday the Fag’ Pence

At least it's accurate about Mitt being a filthy centrist

Lol

and wikileaks over there