Ala carte Christian telling other Christians they're not 'believing right'

Him talking about religion is cringy.

yup

"Lemme tell you Christians why voting for Trump is misguided and he's not a real Christian"
-says the guy calling himself a Christian, completely missing the 'no gay sex' part

his persona with the shirt with the sleeves up also seems like a calculated decision that he probably spent far to much time thinking about

Yeah that's such a tropey thing to do

"I'm gonna roll up my sleeves and get to work' schtick

so relatable

"Sir, do you really need the kneepads.. *OHHHHH* "

the lefts view on christianity is totally misguided anyway

they portray Jesus as some hippie that didnt care what people did but was nice to them anyway

lol

I dunno what's more hilarious. When the left tells the right what they're supposed to believe to be good people, or when the left tells themselves what the right ACTUALLY believe that makes them bad people.

he did forgive a lot of people, but he wasnt like keep up with this immoral behaviour if thats who you really are I accept that.

right

That's the whole 3 crosses thing

One guy believed him and went to heaven with Christ. The other guy on the cross didn't. He perished

Jesus didn't get crucified alone

the other guy was a sexist homophobe though

I think

the one not going to heaven

he obviously voted for Trump /s

Judas betrayed Jesus because of the he wanted to secure a future for white children

It is pretty astounding when Buttigieg takes that sophisticated intellectual tone when condescending the right/christians. It's like dude, you put the pp in the poopoo, no one takes you seriously and no one ever will

^

"If you voted for Trump, you're not really following Jesus's message!"
(sir, you have some jizz on your face..)

I think RoadtoDawn hasnt read the bible

Dont you remember when Jesus said that the people talking the pp in the poopoo should be made president?

lol

He said that while high at Woodstock. Don't take that seriously, man

Anything post-roadtrip to California has be stricken from the New Testament

The Mormons retconned all that shit anyway

Not from Buttpersons New Testament it hasnt

Yeah that stuff about moses was just a prophetic dream predicting Obama's election, the true savior

So why all this talk about reparations and it only being black people? Do the fucking Irish not exist at all?

the old testament is to homophobic. Why did Noah only take heterosexual animals couples on the ark?

haha

Or did all the other animals die out after the flood?

Did you know it's believed that there was a aqua-sphere around the Earth pre-Biblical-flood? That's where the water came from that added to the earth. It supposedly protected man from UV and let them live all long like 1000 years

I always find that theory interesting

Have no idea how plausible it would be