https://arstechnica.com/staff/2015/02/to-the-audiophile-this-10000-ethernet-cable-apparently-makes-sense/

cables meant for gods

@Windatica "pseudo-scientific garbage about how the cable will keep your audio signal completely free of electromagnetic interference and Martians—but the insanity with this particular cable goes a level deeper."

Bro my tidal connection sounds muddy

And all my downloads sound harsh

I guess I'm giving audiofools too much credit

Watch out before I start posting magic audio rocks

http://www.adventuresinhifiaudio.com/26/01/2018/audiophile-rocks-down-the-rabbit-hole-once-again/

ill eventually get into audio autism manufacturing lol

ill have the tooling for it

make some crazy cable stands n shit

"gamma field dispersion unit"

Makes a bubble shield against van allen belt radiation

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cable socks

to keep your electrons warm

>not wrapping cables in aluminium foil

Premium foil oiled and sourced from the Himalayas that is

tbh ive done that before

Does it actually work against noise from routers/dect stations?

idk

ive never heard any noise from my router lol

I always wanted to troll the audiophile community in some way if I had enough spreading power

do it

I call it "electromagnetic space reverb/excitement"

If you have naked cables without shielding the magnetic field will bounce around the room and increase the overall soundstage

The natural ambient noise lost while mastering also verbs back to the headphone

i couldnt legally sell it here sadly

But think about it

/csg/ could start another audio myth

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artisan from Australia

Man, those audiophile rocks just look like candy tho

sweet sound

why do vsd3s look like they have female mmcx jacks <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what am i looking at here

vsd3s

like they really do look like they're supposed to have mmcx and they just cheaped out