Message from @Dan V

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2019-09-17 17:51:48 UTC  

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2019-09-17 17:52:13 UTC  

Lmao it's almost like a correlation or something

2019-09-17 18:21:27 UTC  

For the 21% of couples that are willing to even have a child

2019-09-17 18:23:11 UTC  

That’s good you think that way

2019-09-17 18:25:05 UTC  

Be careful what you create for they may end up trolling you

2019-09-17 18:27:04 UTC  

Then it shall come to pass

2019-09-17 18:27:15 UTC  

Maybe

2019-09-17 18:28:41 UTC  

And marry yourself

2019-09-17 18:29:29 UTC  

My fag flute meme.

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2019-09-17 18:29:33 UTC  

Heee

2019-09-17 19:36:11 UTC  

How did Frodo write the Lord of the Rings if he had no index finger? Did Gandalf regenerate the finger as a favor?

2019-09-17 19:37:22 UTC  

😱

2019-09-17 19:52:26 UTC  

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2019-09-17 19:53:46 UTC  

@Jeremy-Retard
LEFT hand
If you would kindly notice in the movie that Frodo wears the ring on his LEFT hand.
Which finger did Frodo lose when Gollum bit the ring off his hand ...
http://www.tolkientrail.com/entmoot/showthread.php?p=164469

2019-09-17 19:53:57 UTC  

So I'm assuming Frodo is right handed

2019-09-17 19:56:15 UTC  

Odds are that Frodo is right-handed.

2019-09-17 19:57:33 UTC  

That was a movie mistake though, you wouldn't wear a ring of power on your weak hand.

2019-09-17 19:57:37 UTC  

Just completely wrong.

2019-09-17 19:58:04 UTC  

πŸ€”

2019-09-17 19:58:18 UTC  

Green Lantern does wear his ring on his right hand.

2019-09-17 20:00:49 UTC  

but you wear your marriage band on your left

2019-09-17 20:01:12 UTC  

marriage predates LOTR which predate Green Lantern so I win

2019-09-17 20:02:19 UTC  

SHIT

2019-09-17 20:02:21 UTC  

nevermind

2019-09-17 20:02:28 UTC  

Green lantern was created before LOTR

2019-09-17 20:02:31 UTC  

fuck me

2019-09-17 20:02:35 UTC  

Rings of power have to go on the strong hand.

2019-09-17 20:02:42 UTC  

i concede

2019-09-17 20:02:44 UTC  

Marriage is a weak institution, so it's on the weak hand.

2019-09-17 20:03:01 UTC  

The least useful finger of the weakest hand = wedding ring finger.

2019-09-17 20:03:10 UTC  

πŸ€”

2019-09-17 20:03:14 UTC  

not sure that's the point

2019-09-17 20:03:29 UTC  

no, I'm going off the rails here, either ride or laugh at me.

2019-09-17 20:03:49 UTC  

🀣

2019-09-17 20:03:54 UTC  

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2019-09-17 20:04:06 UTC  

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2019-09-17 20:04:14 UTC  

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2019-09-17 20:12:55 UTC  

To be fair, without remembering scenes of him putting the ring on, I would have assumed he wore it on his ring finger, which makes the question completely moot.

2019-09-17 20:13:57 UTC  

Lol the current canadian general election, so much reminds me of the movie _Canadian bacon_ it is such a farce looking at how the legacy parties behave.

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2019-09-17 20:16:55 UTC  

It's always an index finger.