Message from @Jeremy-Retard
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Firefly did alien burps and farts better.
Does Disney own Firefly yet?
Why would they purchase something that was good?
So they could ruin it
Well it has to be 'good' otherwise they can't fuck it into the dirt
lol, people will pay that for a pen?
That is an old pen
made from bald eagle stem cells
I read that as sperm cells
That means it will tarnish, which means using it will just make it less valuable.
It's less of a pen than a piece of art.
eh.. kinda depends on the 'less valuable part'
patina, tarnishing, staining, etc .. all considered hazards of having antiques. Can still be worth boatloads
that's insane
I'd rather own a plane.
are they hand painted?
no, hand painted
if not hand painted, and that's just a print, i'd hard pass on those
And the waifu pillow might be useful for self-pleasure, a pen is problematic.
"lacker"
If it's sealed in with a laquer, it's likely usable without too much long-term worry.
depends on the substance used tho, and how it was cured.
Lacquer? I hardly knew her!
You'll know her well enough after laquer.
Don't use those pens in a high UV environment
So liquor and then lacquer?
Laquer doesn't like UV.
is the base wood?
not sure what that material is.
It's basically a donation to maintain an art form at that point.
Not that that's bad.
Well, you can use samurai swords too. They're useful for home self-defense if no one has a gun.
But buying one at this point, from the masters who still use the ancient methods, is basically paying to maintain an ancient art form.
Again, not that it's bad, the way those guys make those is amazing and a testament to ancient people and their ability to understand the world around them. It's like preserving history through behavior.
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O is terrible :^)