Or...

At least if we're going by stereotypes

Because women are only good at looking nice.

And only half of them pull that off, if I'm being generous.

depends on your standards but yeah, probably accurate

Nah man. Every girl is beautiful. Especially Amy Schumer

sure, if you're into beastiality

and my dick

@Dan V DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT NATALYA THAT WAY!

don't tell me how to live my life

i would most certainly let her have sex with me

Wouldn't annexing your dick just be castration?

i don't know things

i was just playing along with the meme

Natalya is spoken for, Leaf.

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i don't have to marry her
just pork it in her a few times

> i would most certainly let her have sex with me
DELET THIS!!!

Kevin gonna call the KGB

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist

Kek.

Natalya would never be with a Leaf anyway.

She needs a real man.

the odds i'm put in a situation in which i can smash this woman to be fairly low

however, in the event i'm ever in that situation, i'd smash

and then send Kevin a video of my porking it in her

because it would be funny

And this is why you get raked.

Lol. Someone's stealing my bit.

Also:
Gay puerto rican*

he says he's italian

But are Italians white?

i think it depends where they're from. northern wops are pretty white. southerners are less so

He's clearly Puerto Rican.

he could have some italian in him. he uses derogatory wop slang in his shows

You know non-dagos can do that... right?