Yeah, the punchline is supposed to be the second frame, because that shit eating grin is supposed to have no text with it.

Well, not literally a shit eating grin, but you know what I mean.

yee

That one could be better.

Cook learn it.

hmm for some reason I'm craving garlic bread

now i'm arouse by garlic bread smh

Bacon wrapped filet

Turned our pretty nom

looks great!

I had a heart attack just looking at it.

Always with the food.

Have beer and woke propaganda to go with it though

YO seeing that spaghetti there. So if u got a decent sized ceramic bowl and a microwave....

Break the spaghetti in half (so it fits in the bowl) add water then microwave for like 15 min or so (depends on microwave strength).

Fast EZ, low hassle spaghet

oh my god no

do not break spaghetti

It makes it shorter but noodles are still noodles

you know, this would be considered a hate crime in Italy

well this is america

lmao

good point

https://tenor.com/view/donald-glover-dancing-childish-gambino-this-gif-11850103

but to fix the spaghetti problem:

put the noodles in the boiling water
wait for the submerged section to soften a bit (15-20 seconds)
fold/twist the rest of the spaghetti into the water

oh yeah, thats how u do it for pot but in microwave it's easier to break them

as the water is from tap, not boiled in adv

i would never cook dry noodles in a microwave

ofc not thats why u submerge them

this is quite possibly the most degenerate thing i've ever read

1: ceramic bowl
2: break noodles
3: wait for the italians to stop crying
4: add water
5: put in microwave for 15min
6: strain (maybe even add back to same bowl it was cooked in)

Boot niggers can cry if they want but spaghetti is getting cracked in half always